cloudcuckoolander527:
amuseoffyre:
beware-the-ravenstag:
i-make-no-promises:
nordicboner:
kharuka:
jay345sal28:
carnetdesipho:
persephoneandthepomegranates:
i-make-no-promises:
people: Hades is bad!
Disney: Hades is evil! he’s the villain!
Hades: *literally the most loyal of the married gods, and basically forced by his brothers to live in the underworld* i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Hades is just like everyone’s cool/nerdy uncle
Hades is just the guy who
does his job and fills in all his paperwork on time. Don’t hate Hades, it’s cruel.
@androidtwin
He also kidnapped and raped Persephone tho?
That’s actually only seen in the rendition made by old white guys who romanticized rape (and then was seen as truth). In the legit version of the tale/mythology, Hades got permission to take Persephone as his wife- and an old tradition was to ‘kidnap’ your wife.
Also, Persephone would’ve known the fruits of the Underworld would’ve forced her to stay in the underworld- her mother most definately would’ve mentioned it, and she was closely related to plants and harvest. She was given the choice to either be a maiden, without power, or to rule half the kingdom of the Underworld (which, given equal rule in that time would’ve been nearly unheard of).
She willingly got married and stayed in the Underworld for power and the fact that Hades loved her without question. Actually, the only question is if she loved him back or if she loved what he could give her.
So no, don’t believe the shitty things about Hades. Drag Zeus instead for him fucking up everything by fucking everything.
There’s a tradition of kidnapping your wife??? Omg i want to know more now.
I don’t know about the greek stuff or the myth, but I do know about Roman weddings.
I think… after the couple was married, there was this symbolic kidnapping of the bride where the husband would take the bride from her mother’s arms over the threshold of her new home.
Spartans did the abduction thing as a symbolic show of power. The fact that the bride was dressed as a dude for the wedding because until that point her husband had only banged dudes… well, that’s another kettle of no-hetero fish.
Regarding misunderstood Gods, I likewise have rage over Anubis being the villain. Anubis. The freaking valet of the Underworld - meets you at the door, takes your soul - who did jack to offend anyone and in the various Egyptian horror-ish sagas, he’s super evil :(
See, my theory for why gods like Hades and Anubis get shafted like this in modern views of mythology, is that a lot of people (wrongly) approach these myths with a Christian-mythos mindset. And in Christian stories, hell is beneath. Hell = the underworld and therefore is bad.
But Hades and Anubis predate the Christian idea of hell by thousands of years. The Egyptians had a rich and expansive view on what happened when one died, and Anubis, the god who guided souls and judged the dead as either worthy or unworthy of the afterlife, was definitely not an evil entity.
Same for Hades. In the original myths, Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon (the three godly sons of Kronos and Rhea) drew lots to decide who would rule what part of the world. The sky went to Zeus, the sea went to Poseidon, and the Underworld went to Hades. Other than that, Hades was a pretty fair god, and definitely caused fewer problems than Zeus…
My point is, remove the Christian-tinted goggles when reading mythology and it will make a lot more sense.
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